Top Ten Reasons Genealogy is Better than Sex
10. No shame in doing it alone or with a group.
9. The magazines have better articles.
8. Not creepy to think of your grandparents doing it.
7. Madonna will never write a book about it.
6. Can do it online without sending the kids to bed.
5. Doing it Register style won't throw your back out.
4. Only protection required is a backup disk.
3. Can hire a professional without risking arrest.
2. People don't stare when you do it at the library.
1. Disrobing is optional.
9. The magazines have better articles.
8. Not creepy to think of your grandparents doing it.
7. Madonna will never write a book about it.
6. Can do it online without sending the kids to bed.
5. Doing it Register style won't throw your back out.
4. Only protection required is a backup disk.
3. Can hire a professional without risking arrest.
2. People don't stare when you do it at the library.
1. Disrobing is optional.