RE: [ranchos] Some interesting History

WANT TO GO BACK IN TIME, 500 YEARS?

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the

water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things

used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

These are interesting...

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in

May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting

to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.

Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house

had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and

men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies.

By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.

Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood

underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the

cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it

rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and off

the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This

posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings

could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and

a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how

canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.

Hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would

get slippery in the winter when wet , so they spread thresh (straw)

on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they

kept adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all

start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway.

Hence the saying a "thresh hold."

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that

always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things

to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat.

They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get

cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had

food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme:

"Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine

days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.

When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.

It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They

would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around

and "chew the fat."

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content

caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning

death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years

or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of

the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper

crust."

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would

sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking

along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.

They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the

family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they

would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of

places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the

bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins,

1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and

they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a

string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up

through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out

in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the

bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a

"dead ringer."

And that's the truth... Now , whoever said that History was

boring ! ! !